What’s your Meta-Ready Score?
Meta stopped rewarding single great ads years ago. It rewards sets — campaigns with real creative diversity across every level of awareness. Every campaign we build is graded for completeness. If the set has holes, you see them before your client’s money does.
One readiness score. It checks the set is complete — all five stages, distinct concepts, no funnel gaps — before your client’s money does. See the promise below.
One ad is a postcard.
A campaign stops traffic.
Every set below came out of one brief — images, carousels, and 15-second videos, spread across the funnel. This is what your account managers ship in days.
Holiday lighting — full campaign
Legal intake — full campaign
Health & wellness — full campaign
From brief to full campaign.
Five steps.
Their voice, their customer, their offers — approved by the person who knows them best.
Budget in. Full plan out. Every card swappable before anything is made.
One run. The whole flamboyance.
Graded for completeness before your client ever sees it.
Every ad keeps its recipe — a fresh set is always one click away.
Every campaign ships full-funnel — all 5 awareness stages, or it doesn’t ship.
Every set is graded for completeness before it leaves. If a stage is missing or two concepts overlap, you see it first — not your client’s budget.
People who’ve built with us.
July 2026 Intensive
July 2026 Intensive
July 2026 Intensive
Built inside a real agency.
Not a pitch deck.
For the last seven-plus years I’ve been the creative engine behind a seven-figure marketing agency — most of their videos came off my desk — and along the way I’ve built creative for a long list of seven- and eight-figure agency owners. I know the creative queue because I was the creative queue: real editors, real revision cycles, real clients waiting on tickets.
So I built this for my own account managers first. My own clients’ campaigns ran through it before it ever had a price tag. Then I opened the door.
And the name? Flamingos aren’t born pink — they’re born grey, and the color comes from what they feed on. Same as ads: every tool makes grey ones; the color comes from what you feed the machine. A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance — and one flamingo is a postcard, but a flamboyance stops traffic. That’s the whole Meta thesis in one bird.
— Jaime Paredes, founder
You pay per client on your roster.
Every client gets their campaigns and their social calendar, every month — about fifty pieces of thoughtful, on-brand creative. Add a client when you sign one; the price scales down as your book grows.
Every client slot includes
- 2 full campaigns — build or refresh, every awareness level
- 20 social pieces — images and carousels for the daily calendar
- Up to 6 videos — the premium unit, top-ups available
- The Client Brain, the Meta-Ready Score, and one-click refresh — on every client
Full rate card on your trial dashboard and in the demo. And because we’re paid per client — not per ad — we’re the only ones who’ll tell you when a client doesn’t need more creative this week.
🦩 The Founding 25
The first 25 agencies get in the founders’ room. Agency 26 is a customer.
- Founder’s Blueprint — a 1:1 with Jaime: your book of clients, mapped onto the system
- Founders’ calls — monthly, with Jaime and his AI video editor, for your first 90 days
- The private room — your feature requests jump the roadmap queue
Full price. You can’t buy your way in later.
Ship your first Meta-Ready
campaign this week.
Start the trial, load three Client Brains, and build the whole set — the image and video ads are on us ($50 production value). Card on file, cancel anytime.
🦩 At the July 2026 Intensive? Find Jaime — the Founding 25 clock starts in the room.